Mid-winter classic

“Even winter bleak has charms to me,” wrote Robert Burns. Seems like most filmmakers scribbled that memorable line of verse on a post-it note a long time ago. Snow-covered vistas are an irresistible visual, capably employed by directors from the Coen Brothers to Sam Raimi to Christopher Nolan to John Carpenter. Any movie set in a frosty environment has an automatic in with me, and one of my favorites is the little-seen 1987 thriller Dead Of Winter.451729h1 205x300 Mid winter classic

Mary Steenburgen plays an actress who is lured to a remote, snow-bound mansion, only to discover that she’s become ensnared in a lethal game of blackmail.  Shrill and largely helpless at first, she slowly turns the tables on her captors, outwitting them using her skills as a performer.  This throwback thriller (loosely based on the 1945 film My Name Is Julia Ross) plays like a feature-length version of Where’s Waldo for cinephiles: spot all the Hitchcock references! Some are obvious (shrieking violins as a knife plunges), but some are quite subtle (a tall glass of milk on a platter, as per Suspicion). Roddy McDowall steals the show as the droll, effete, eccentric manservant.  Meanwhile, the underrated Jan Rubes (so paternally benevolent in Witness) is deliciously evil in a hammy villain role, the sinuous tones of every syllable he speaks suggesting guile and charm in equal measures.

The movie nicely conveys the chill of winter, with whistling windstorms, snowglobe-style visuals and a sparse piano-based score.  But the entertaining tone makes the film a good deal less depressing than some of the other movies that utilize similar environments (downers like Fargo, A Simple Plan, et cetera, which used barren settings to mirror the bleak desperation of their characters).  Thematically, it plays much in the same key as Rob Reiner’s Misery – a violent but highly diverting cold-weather chiller.

So, when the mercury dips and you decide to stay in for the night, check out Dead Of Winter. A cup of hot chocolate in hand will help, too (just don’t let Roddy McDowall prepare it – trust me on this one).

Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Muppet Show!

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Okay, okay so I’m late on this, I’m sorry! I was distracted getting caught up on my Muppets, since the movie came out last month.

Muppet Show Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Muppet Show!Starting  of course with of course with the The Muppet Show.Which first aired on September 5, 1976 and aired it’s last episode in 1981 after 5 seasons. It was one of my favorite shows, even though I wasn’t born until 3 years after it went off the air. So to really do a proper post about the Muppets I should introduce some of the characters for those who don’t know them (Gasp)

Kermit the Frog, theater director and the shows host became an iconic figure of flailing, scrunched faces and a very gentle manner. His girlfriend (wife, whatever) Miss Piggy is the opposite of him, loud, rough and a total diva. (No wonder they’ve never managed to make it down the isle)

Then of course you’ve got Fozzie The Bear, Scooter, Gonzo (The Great) , The Swedish Chef, Rowlf The Dog, Dr. Honeydew and his assistant Beaker and so many more. There’s a wild cast of characters and it would be a long post to just list them all!

Over the 5  years that The Muppet Show was on the air the had guests stars that included Lena Horne, Phyllis Diller, Vincent Price, George Burns, John Cleese, Steve Martin, Gilda Radner,  Raquel Welch, Alice Cooper (Yes really!) , John Denver, Mark Hammal, Diana Ross, Roger Moore, Johnny Cash, Carol Burnett and many more. Each episode had one sometimes two guest stars who did songs, participated in skits and much more.

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In 1979 the Muppets left the small screen and made a movie the rather aptly titled The Muppet Movie about how the Muppets came together in the first place (approximately anyway). As with the t.v show the movie had a long list of stars, and guest cameos including Charles Durning, Milton Berle, Mel Brooks, Dom Deluise, Steve Martin, Orson Welles and many others.

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In 1981 the Muppets reappeared on the big screen in The Great Muppet Caper which has Kermit and Fozzie playing twin reporters sent to investigate the theft of some jewels in England. It stars Diana Rigg, Jack Warden and John Cleese and Joan Sanderson have cameos

Muppets Manhattan Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Muppet Show!

In 1984 the Muppets are graduating from college (Don’t ask it’s Muppet time) in The Muppets Take Manhattan. They’re trying to take their show to Broadway but when that doesn’t work out  the entire troupe has to take jobs all over the country spreading out from Ohio to Michigan and beyond. After a bunch of fumbles and foibles they manage to get their shot at Broadway.  After Kermit realizes what the show is missing and brings on more “frog and dogs and chickens and whatever” including characters from Sesame Street.

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Then there is a 12 year break of theater movies (There are several t.v specials) until 1996 and Muppet Treasure Island which is my personal favorite. It focuses on Jim Hawkins a young boy who wants to go to sea. With Gonzo and Rizzo at his side he joins Captain Abraham Smollet (Kermit the Frog) on the Hispaniola to find treasure! However Long John Silver (The utterly charming Tim Curry) has other plans. And after recently watching another version, and looking it up, it keeps the plot surprisingly close to the source, especially for a Muppet movie.

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In 1999 came Muppets In Space which focuses on Gonzo trying to discover who he is, and finding out that he is in fact an Alien from outer-space. This was the first Muppet movie since the death of Jim Henson and it shows a little, and despite being considered a flop in the theaters, it is a pretty good Muppet showing.

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In 2005 there was a telefilm called The Muppets’ Wizard Of Oz which takes the Muppets and puts them in the standard Oz rolls. It was well received by kids and young adults.

And finally there is The Muppets the 2011, this was a great way to reintroduce the Muppets to a generation of kids that maybe don’t know about them with some shout outs to the older movies, so visit The Muppets at the Muppet Theater and on all their adventures!

48 years later: JFK on film

John F. Kennedy was assassinated 48 years ago today, bringing a tragic close to a life that was filled with as many cinematic twists and turns as anything you’ll find at the local multiplex. In memory of one of America’s most celebrated presidents, let’s take a look back at the top on-screen Kennedys, and which actors best captured both his unique appeal and dark flaws.

Greg Kinnear in The Kennedys

The thrilling title sequence portends a crackling retelling of a great American story, assembling all the most energized visuals of the series to a throbbing score from Sean Callery. Alas, the series can’t deliver on the high-tempo promise of its intro. It wants to be Oliver Stone‘s Nixon - a warts-and-all portrait that nevertheless maintains a sympathetic attitude towards its subject – but director Jon Cassar has nowhere near the skill set of Stone. With no interesting or new angle, the series atrophies very quickly into a big-budget game of dress-up, where even the Cuban missile crisis is treated with the yawn-inducing torpor of a bored adjunct professor. Even so, Greg Kinnear manages a very solid performance as Kennedy, suggesting the humanity of the character (particularly in his tender moments with Jackie) without relying too much on histrionics. Bonus points for Tom Wilkinson’s scene-stealing turn as Joe Kennedy Sr.!

William Petersen in The Rat Pack

Former CSI‘er Petersen probably doesn’t need to practice saying “I’d like to thank the Academy” any time soon, but he is an effective Kennedy in this breezy movie about the Kings of Cool. In fact, Frank Sinatra’s strained relationship with Kennedy dominates the movie to such a degree that it could easily be retitled Frank And Jack. Petersen and Ray Liotta (as Sinatra) play well off one another, maintaining a captivating sense of camaraderie even as they tease out the complex emotional valences of their friendship. Rob Cohen directs with polish and confidence, making both Petersen’s performance and this film one of the better Kennedy-related projects.

Himself in JFK

Okay, this is a bit of a cheat, but who better to play Kennedy than the man himself? Oliver Stone uses archive footage and speech excerpts to suggest the presence and power of the president, only occasionally resorting to stand-ins in long shots. When you add John Williams’s heartfelt score, the movie is able to conjure the Kennedy myth with more skill than any of the straight-forward biopics. The opening sequence alone, with its chilling transition from Kennedy’s famous speech at American University to Sally Kirkland’s desperate pleas about the impending assassination, contains more emotional punch than the entire 2011 miniseries. The film’s historical accuracy may be debated, but as nerve-jangling, heartrending cinema, JFK is one of the best.

Bruce Greenwood in Thirteen Days

Greenwood retroactively poisoned this performance slightly by appearing as the commander-in-chief in National Treasure 2, but taken on its own merits, this is the definitive on-screen take of the 35th president. Eschewing the Frank Caliendo-style impersonation that plagues most Kennedy performances, Greenwood plays the role straight. This is a risky decision with any figure as familiar as JFK, but it gives the audience a direct line to Kennedy’s emotional core without the mediation of a ham-fisted accent or impression. If you have doubts, just listen to Kevin Costner’s nauseating “have you seen this report caaahd?” Boston accent, which has all the appeal of a heaping spoonful of day-old New England clam chowder.

What have we learned? The best screen JFKs leave the accent at Harvard Yard, pull Kennedy off the half-dollar and focus on the elements that render him human . . . friendships, family, moments of vulnerability, or the softer elements in his famous public addresses.  We all know the iconographic Kennedy, pronouncing his new vision of America, but it’s those unguarded moments, filled in by actors and screenwriters, that make the slain leader one of cinema’s most interesting presidents.

Also check out:

Martin Sheen in the 1983 miniseries Kennedy, William Devane in the docudrama The Missiles Of October and Patrick Dempsey as a young Kennedy in Reckless Youth