What’s Love Got To Do With It?

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.

It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow, a day of love, romance and happy endings… except when it’s not.

I (Alex) and Journey sit down to discuss some movies that are the opposite of the standard RomComs that people turn to for their Valentines Day entertainment. We focus on betrayals, bittersweet endings, unrequited love and even murder. If you’re alone this Valentine’s Day or if you and your SO have odd tastes and enjoy the darker side listen in and check out our Anti-Valentines Day picks.

Correction- The bulk of “The Age Of Innocence” takes place in New York, and not in England as I stated.

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More Muppets!

I think I’ve made it clear that I am a fan of The Muppets, so it would make sense that I would be excited to find out that The Muppets latest movie, also called The Muppets (Muppet, Muppet, Muppet, Muppet. Just repeats over and over!) was coming out on DVD and blu-ray and you know what? I am.

On March 20, 2012 (just before my birthday! They did that on purpose I’m sure) this great family comedy is going to be available on Blu-Ray and DVD in a variety of forms to suit everyone’s  Muppety needs.

By far the most inclusive version comes in the form of the  “Wocka-Wocka Value Pack” which includes the blu-ray and dvd versions and a digital copy. Along with tons of extras. The one that caught my eye is an “intermission” on the blu-ray where the Muppets take over the screen when the movie is paused! It also includes 8 deleted scenes, Commentary with Jason Segal, James Boblin and Nicholas Stoller and the awesome theatrical spoof trailers and much more.

There is also the:

The Muppets 2 Disc Combo Pack (Blu-ray and DVD versions)

The Muppets + Soundtrack Digial Download Card

The Muppets DVD

See a choice for everyone! Whether you want everything that is Muppets, to you just want to watch the movie again. You can get exactly what you’re looking for. So get a copy and join the Muppets back at the fabulous Muppet Theater.

 

They’ve Sunk Battleship

Do you remember this game from when you were a kid?

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Everyone at some point in their lives was drawn into this classic game of strategy and yells of ” You sunk my battleship!” that often lead to the two players throwing the little pegs at each other.  Somehow, this simple, basic bored game has been turned into this.

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Whatever this is.

Now,allow me explain why this makes no sense what so ever. There was nothing even remotely like this in the original game to start off with. Now, of course basing any movie on nothing more than a board game is going to run into the problem of a plot, themes and characters since most board games don’t have any of those things.

The only one I can think of that was based exclusively on a board game using it’s characters and basic game concept is Clue. Others mention some kind of a game, have people falling into games, but are otherwise are more about about people who play games, like chess, checkers, cards and so on and not the games themselves.

To top of what is sure to be an utter catastrophe of cinema, they managed to get Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard! Real honest actors, that I can only assume were stuck due to some sort of contract, suffering sleep deprivation at the time they agreed, or were in short on a mortgage payment. As for the rest, we have Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Reila Aphrodite and Rihanna. Real class acts to be sure.

Honestly though, I think the trailer speaks for itself.

You can also check out some other trailers at the official Battleship Youtube Page, but remember you have been warned.

 

What Happened??? While I Was Away?

So I was away on vacation and I guess there was a slew of natural disasters. On the other hand the most unacceptable event to happen, which is not a natural disaster (and could have been completely avoided), while I was away was that Chaz Bono and Nancy Grace are to be on Dancing with the Stars… I mean is Chaz Bono really a star? He had parents that are famous but is he? And who wants to see Nancy Grace? Ick! She probably will tell the judges that they are guilty of something and get everyone upset.

I do like the idea of awesome Carson Kressley because he is so entertaining to watch. I will never forget the Queer Eye episode where the boys went to a nudist’s house and Carson just took off all his clothes because he was in the spirit of things. Also he has started spitting his game at Nancy Grace stating “I’m really pickin’ a fight with Nancy Grace… she is gonna mess up my hair!” and “I’ve already kicked Nancy’s butt on celebrity ‘Jeopardy’… not worried.” I am so ready for all that to be happening.

However, has anyone else noticed how Carson looks a lot like Julian Assange?

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They must both be crab people.

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“It starts with a whistle . . .”

The NFL’s four-month lockout finally ended this week. It’s time to gear up for the new season! Set the proper mood by dipping into NFL Films’ vast archives for some of the best sports documentary films around. Football is the sport most like a great drama. Its long drives, swings in momentum, and play-to-play format mimic great narratives. And NFL Films knows just how to capture that story in the operatic fashion that befits the game.

Start with The Comeback, perhaps the most remarkable and exciting game in the NFL’s near 100-year history. NFL Films captures the beautiful swing of emotions with typical aplomb, as the Buffalo Bills rally from a 35-3 deficit in the third quarter to win in overtime, 41-38. An even-handed approach, which points out the various breaks and officiating blunders that aided the Bills in their comeback, adds to the authenticity. The use of eerie, Twilight Zone-esque music over a montage of momentum-turning plays is an unusual and highly effective touch.

Follow that up550109 It starts with a whistle . . . with Super Bowl X, which pits the Pittsburgh Steelers against the Dallas Cowboys. Ah, this is NFL films at its most quintessential. Unlike later films, this highlight reel is devoid of any game sound – no miked players or crowd noises – but this gives the match a feel of heightened reality, adding to the drama and tension. Terry Bradshaw unspooling an epic pass to Lynn Swann for the winning points (to the tune of one of Sam Spence’s best-known, Western-inspired NFL Films marches) as John Facenda oakenly intones, “The result is Super Bowl history” is the essence of the NFL Films aesthetic. The camera whipping back across the field from Swann’s exultant celebration to the aftermath Bradshaw’s crushing, game-ending concussion at the other end of the field exemplifies the thrilling extremes of sport as well as any film I can think of. (Plus, just how did the cameraman know to do that? It’s uncanny.) It’s not the only great moment . . . look for the sad shot of a Cowboy supporter drying her tears, the coaches craning their necks to see the result of Roger Staubach’s final pass, the snappy, mythic narration (“Roy Gerela’s aching ribs and bruised psyche did not engender much confidence at this juncture of the game. But the kick was true”) and more.

Then turn your attention to any doc dealing with Joe Montana, whose flair for dramatic finishes is unrivaled and a perfect match for the theatrical sensibilities of NFL Films. Take your pick . . . their multiple angle appreciation of his flawlessly thrown pass in Super Bowl XXIV in a rout of the Broncos, their iconic film record of Dwight Clark’s gravity-defying catch from Montana in 1981, or their chronicle of his storybook game-winning drive for the 1988 championship. Montana, NFL Films . . . it’s a pairing made in sports DVD heaven!

Finish by w1391463 It starts with a whistle . . .atching a few episodes of America’s Game. NFL Films alters its approach somewhat here, moving the focus from the on-field action to the personal stories of the players who lived the games. Each of the 40+ Super Bowl seasons are chronicled by three key players, with game footage used only to supplement the overall narrative. A testament to NFL Films’ ability to reinvent itself, these docs are watchable even if you aren’t a fan of the team in question.

Before Captain America . . . Joe Johnston’s The Rocketeer

Captain America: The First Avenger debuts this week, but it’s not the director’s first foray into period comic book action. Twenty years ago, the October Sky director helmed The Rocketeer, a film that tanked at the box office but maintains something of a cult following today.

This trailer gives away most of the movie’s secrets, but since this is a formulaic action film, it really doesn’t matter:

It’s a film for which I have an abiding affection, fueled perhaps partly out of nostalgia. Nevertheless, the movie certainly has numerous more objective merits. In advance of Captain America, which covers much of the same terrain, here’s a rough guide to some of the movie’s positives (and negatives) . . .

Tone) Roger Ebert put it best in his review of the film: “Raiders Of The Lost Ark took the Saturday afternoon serials of the late 1930s and 1940s as an inspiration, while The Rocketeer takes them as a model. Indy kidded them, The Rocketeer copies them.” Were this movie filmed today, it would be loaded with cheeky in-jokes and winking references to comic book mythology. The Rocketeer has an authenticity and sincerity that most contemporary blockbusters lack. Whether a film of such endearing directness would be possible in today’s market is debatable, but it does lend the film a lasting freshness.

The Cast) Just try to imagine the Indiana Jones films with Tom Selleck in the lead role, as originally planned. Would they still be great entertainment? Probably. Would the character be a film icon? Probably not. The same complaint could be made here – Bill Campbell, appearing in the title role, is devoid of charisma, presence, or humor. Given the film’s pulp heritage and “aw shucks” tone, this is not all-together inappropriate, but one wishes the inventive, compulsively watchable Johnny Depp could have landed the role (as was once intended).

Timothy Dalton was always pilloried as the humorless Bond (“license to bore” is the standard joke), but he’s got rakish charm to spare in the role of the Errol Flynn-esque baddy, Neville Sinclair. He’s as splendid an example of a “champagne villain” as you’re likely to find in a comic book adventure. The only real misstep here is that Paul Sorvino’s secondary heavy Eddie Valentine is far too sympathetic. The brutish thug role is taken by the Rondo Hatton-inspired hitman Lothar, leaving Sorvino little to do but fume at Sinclair’s bully-boy tactics. The avuncular Sorvino can certainly project menace (check out Goodfellas again if you don’t believe me), but the script doesn’t give him the opportunity.

The Music) This is “hired gun” type music for Oscar-winning composer James Horner, who these days seems more interested in texture and ethnic flavor than melody. And undoubtedly, his more recent music is more challenging and musically interesting, but his soaring theme music here is tremendously crowd-pleasing and suits the material as snugly as a Rocketeer helmet. His hoe-down variation of the Rocketeer theme during the first big setpiece is pure musical fun. With due respect to Danny Elfman, James Horner is still the greatest film music talent of his generation, and The Rocketeer is one of his most listenable and accessible works.

Random Fun) Lost’s Terry O’Quinn appears here in the very un-Locke-like role of Howard Hughes, and keep your eyes peeled for a brief appearance by Melora Hardin (The Office) as a lounge singer. Plus, the thug’s method of dispensing victims – literally folding them in half so their legs are draped over their heads – is an agreeably loopy, macabre touch. Other creative bits include a house that has been so besieged by tommy gun bullets that it actually collapses, and an unexpected appearance by a specially-crafted propaganda cartoon.

Though it hardly lives up to the “airborne Indiana Jones” feel the filmmakers were probably going for, The Rocketeer is still classic summer fun. If Joe Johnston makes Captain America as entertaining as his first comic book effort, summer ’11 will have at least one popcorn movie worth adding to your collection.

Chipwrecked All The Way Holmes

I kind of feel like the last time there was a Sherlock Holmes movie coming out the Squeakquel was coming out. My husband and I were standing in line for Holmes and he definitely didn’t want to go; however, next to us a line out the door was for Alvin and The Chipmunks Squeakquel. Now, it seems that as we get a chance to see Robert Downey Jr. in some terrible drag we are also going to have to cope with the fact that another Chipmunks movie is releasing. I hate seeing computer generated beings interact with human actors. There is just something about it that is unsettling.

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Hollywood Cannot Find Enough Reasons to Put A Sword in Orlando Bloom’s Hand

So on October 21st 2011, there will be yet another remake of the Three Musketeers. I find the trailer to be rather upsetting. I am a major fan of Alexander Dumas’ classic, so much so that in high school I was known as D’artagnan. I am serious and by other friends had Musketeer names as well, my one friend Adam was also known as Queen Ann. Seriously. These books mean a lot to me and the story gets more and more messed up when each remake happens.
Let me explain a few of these terrible movies to you first.

The Three Musketeers (Disney)
So first, let me just say that the best thing that came out of this movie is that Sting, Bryan Adams and Rod Stewart got together and created one hell of an anthem for this movie. Sting in the video for the song breaks out with this fantastic guitar solo that is to die for(at least in the video). However, the movie is a piece of garbage. First off, The Musketeers are disbanded except for Porthos, Athos and Aramis- this doesn’t happen in the book at all. The whole time in the book the Cardinal and his cronies are trying to discredit The Musketeers and pick fights- so how can this happen when Disney disbands them? Also, Aramis is the holy one- he wishes to be a priest so Charlie Sheen plays him. Blah- terrible!

The Musketeer
Taken from the synopsis:
“High-flying martial arts and gravity-defying stunts come alive in this epic adventure splendidly choreographed by the legendary Xi-Xin Xiong in the style of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and The Matrix. With nonstop action and dazzling effects, The Washington Post exclaims, “The Musketeer rocks and rolls!”

During the 17th century in France I don’t think The Musketeers had too much martial arts training. Also, the plot line kicks off wrong because apparently D’Artagnan’s parents are murdered. That is not how it goes at all. This isn’t the inspiration for becoming a musketeer in Dumas’ book. It is like Bill Compton came to my house and glamoured me to except this movie happened and be cool about it.

So anyway- what about an excellent example?

The Three Musketeers (Lions Gate)

This movie is as close as you can get to the book to my knowledge. It is even funny but not Chris O’Donnell or Oliver Platt giving some super lame one liners. The movie starts with D’Artagnan departure from Gascony France to Paris. His father gives him a horse that is yellow- which causes him a mess of distress on his journey. He then gets himself involved with a couple of duals then proves himself to be a sort of apprentice till he could be accepted as a full fledge Musketeer. He falls in love; he saves the queen and really just becomes the BA Musketeer D’Artagnan is destined to be. Porthos- is heavy and loves life. Aramis loves God and Athos is plagued by his past. Even minor characters that are in the book exist in this movie. This is the best all around adaptation, with an amazing cast, featuring Charlton Heston,Oliver Reed, Micheal York, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, Christopher Lee and more.

Anyway- here is the new version of The Three Musketeers due out October- it makes me want to puke in my mouth a little…. Or a lot.

Bonus- All For Love video-

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This Movie Is Going To Give Me Nightmares

Apollo 18 is a found footage film that chronicles the “real” reason why the USA has never gone back to the Moon. Directed by Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego, this film is bound to be this summer’s Paranormal Activity.

Check out the trailer, if you dare:

http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/-82qd_rCzOs?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0

Spare some change?

Sometimes, you just have a change of heart. Four well-known movies I changed my mind about after further viewings.

*Spoiler alert for all four movies, though if you haven’t seen these films by now, I assume you aren’t going to*

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 – I hated this movie the first time I saw it, and found it so boring I actually watched the second half in fast-forward. Several years later, I saw it as the first half of a horror double bill at a repertory cinema, and I hated it just as much (and couldn’t reach for the fast-forward button this time). And then, a funny thing happened on my way to a Leatherface joke . . . the movie started to grow on me. After three or four viewings, its absurd Grand Guignol style seems the perfect counterweight and companion piece to the original’s famously gritty feel. As horror sequels go, I can think of few better. Watch parts 1 & 2 back to back, and you’ll be claiming the “saw is family,” too.

The Usual Suspeusual suspects ver1 Spare some change?cts – This was once one of my very favorite movies. Stylistically, I still find its noir-ish feel and mood rather pleasing, but the much-admired and imitated script has several fundamental problems. First of all, is it really that hard to guess the final twist? Apply Agatha Christie’s “least likely” whodunit theory and you’re home free. Perhaps more troubling, the movie essentially invalidates our emotional investment in everything that’s happened by saying “Meh . . . he just made it up. Gotcha!” On the nitpick level, John Ottman’s score is derivative to the point of being downright annoying (JFK, Basic Instinct and even Camille Saint-Saens’s “Carnival of the Animals” show up at certain points). Maybe Ebert was right about this one all along. Sorry, Verbal Kint, I’m leaving the “unreliable narrator” slot in my list of favorite movies to Lolita.

American Beauty – Hmmm, Kevin Spacey, it seems your two Oscar-winning movies aren’t doing too well in this particular blog post. I loved this film upon its first release, and watched it several times in theaters. Now? Yes, the cinematography is beautiful, and there are a few inventive visuals. But the movie’s overall theme – “look, there are pretty things around” - is cloying . . . the floating bag scene still has me reaching for, well, a paper bag. To me, the abiding legacy of this movie is Thomas Newman’s music, the influence of which can still be heard in many film scores. I hesitate to say I now give the movie an unequivocal thumbs down (at any time when I need to summon fierce determination, Annette Bening’s “I will sell this house today” mantra still pops into my head), but really, it just seems like a rough draft for writer Alan Ball’s superior Six Feet Under.

The Darkdark knight ver5 Spare some change? Knight – Upon first viewing, my opinion aligned with the critical consensus – a comic book movie for the ages. I’ll tread carefully here, but don’t you now find this movie overrated and frankly a tad boring? Heath Ledger’s Joker is of course wonderful, but remove his Oscar-winning turn and you’re left with a preachy, awkwardly structured mess. The third act is much too long, with an anti-climactic Two-Face plot needlessly extending the film by a half hour. Plus, the fact that neither Joker nor Batman actually want to kill each other drains the movie’s latter portions of its most essential tension. And why can’t they kill the villain in superhero movies anymore, regardless? I know there were further sequels to be made, but really, they probably wouldn’t have brought the Joker back as the central villain even if Ledger had not died. “Book ‘em Danno” seems somewhat out of character for someone who, you know, dresses like a bat, is motivated entirely by revenge, and talks like Wolfman Jack by way of Mercedes McCambridge.