The final home video frontier: The Next Generation on Blu-ray

Director Terence Young was once asked what the three main ingredients to Dr. No’s success were. The British filmmaker didn’t hesitate: “Sean Connery, Sean Connery, Sean Connery.”

When I think of Star Trek: The Next Generation, now spruced up on Blu-ray, my thoughts are much the same. “Patrick Stewart, Patrick Stewart, Patrick Stewart.”  Just when you begin to be distracted by the claustrophic sets, soap-opera acting, and sometimes trite moralizing, on comes Patrick Stewart, and you remember what makes the series so great.

Like several other British actors of his generation (most notably Anthony Hopkins), he is able to combine the emotional authenticity and immediacy of a Hoffman or De Niro with the crisp diction and mechanics of an Olivier. The stage-bred Yorkshireman was not an intuitive choice for the French captain Jean-Luc Picard, but he makes the role his own. Dispensing with any attempt at a Gallic accent, Stewart plays it straight, and is convincing even when the dialogue he must spout is less than scintillating. At every turn, he projects a humanity, intelligence, charm and class that makes the character one of the very finest in the Trek universe.MV5BMTc0MzU5ODQ5OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODIwODk1. V1. SY314 CR30214314  204x300 The final home video frontier: The Next Generation on Blu ray

But perhaps I am not giving the show its proper due in focusing on its one strongest element only.  In fact, there is much to enjoy.  The show is always concerned with thought-provoking ideas, from the nature of the human experience to the puzzles of language (sometimes clumsily explored; the immensely imaginative creator Gene Roddenberry was never well-versed in subtlety). Moreover, Brent Spiner’s android character Data is paradoxically one of the show’s most relatable characters, seeking with each episode to understand and become more like his human crewmates. The recurring villains are well-developed and suitably threatening in unique ways – John De Lancie’s Q is playful, impish and often quite funny even as he menaces the Enterprise; the Borg are relentless, mechanistic and frightening in their threat to eliminate individuality.   Even Roddenberry’s decision to re-use the Star Trek: The Motion Picture theme, with its strident, perfectly pitched evocation of a starship reaching warp speed, enhances the atmosphere wonderfully.

These elements tend to overshadow the occasional black-hole of an episode (“Shades of Gray”, anyone?) and the inherent corniness of some of Trek‘s signature conceits (the Dust Buster ray guns, pajama uniforms, et cetera).

Some of the effects are dated by today’s standards, and the show has never had the same bright visual dazzle that the TNG films had.  Paramount has sought to rectify this by rebuilding each episode from the original film elements (transferred to video for original broadcast) and adding all-new computer effects.

The new Blu-ray sampler, an appetizer for the complete sets that Paramount plans to release, contains four episodes:  the two-part pilot “Encounter at Farpoint”; the emotionally-tinged, moving “Inner Light”; and the Worf-centric  “Sins of the Father.”

May the 5th be with you

A Star Wars related post for “May the 4th be with you” day would have been too cliché, so let’s see what dime-store wordplay we can derive from May the 5th. With the attritionally-titled Fast 5 racing to box office glory, let’s take a look through the back catalog of franchises that couldn’t stop at four. So, quick, before George Lucas makes Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Too Many Syllables, five film series that reached installment number five . . .and whether they’re worth even five minutes of your time.


The Dead Pool

This is the climactic final chapter of the Dirty Harry series, but it’s more pop-gun than Magnum blast. It does sport a rather marvelous bait-and-switch title, though – a title that, without seeing the film or knowing the plot, evokes . . . maybe an assassination in a swimming pool? After all, the original Dirty Harry starts with the murder of a young woman bathing on a rooftop. Nope, the pool of the title is actually a betting pool. Which celebrity will die next? Someone is so keen to win, they’re knocking off the celebs themselves. Yes, that’s the plot. Is there anything to recommend about this tepid actioner? Well, after seeing this film, you can wow your friends with the following bit of trivia: “Did you know Jim Carrey appeared in a Dirty Harry film?” Lame cocktail party material aside, for a series that gave us quintessential lines like “Do you feel lucky, punk?”, Clint Eastwood’s “He’s hanging out back there” quip after harpooning a villain to the wall seems, well, unlikely to make anyone’s day.

Fast Five

Ah, the one that inspired the list! Having not seen the other four, I cannot evaluate their relative merits, but you know what – I am going to stifle my inner cinema grump and be a good sport about this one! Roger Ebert gave it a thumbs up, so I feel a little less guilty about enjoying this crash ‘em smash ‘em actioner that, at least in terms of raw damage, makes Bullitt look like My Dinner With Andre. For good or for ill, there’s nothing like a Hollywood summer movie, and this car chase extravaganza does give you a heck of a lot of metal-twisting action for your summer buck.


Halloween 5: The Revenge Of Michael Myers

It’s axiomatic that all Halloween sequels after Part II leave much to be desired, but Halloween 4 does sport a wonderfully atmospheric title sequence and an entertaining final twist. A twist that should have been the capper for the series, but well, producer Moustapha Akkad knew a cash cow when he had one. Thus, we all had to sit through Halloween 5, which ignores the ending of part 4 (which could have pivoted the series in a daring new direction, sans Michael Myers) in favor of more routine slashing by the guy in the Shatner mask. The title sequence, featuring a pumpkin being aggressively carved with Myers’s signature knife, tells you all you need to know . . . this is just a pulpy mess.


Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Were there any good Star Trek movies other than number II? My instinct is no, but a convincing opposing case could no doubt be made. Nevertheless, you certainly wouldn’t start with this limp installment. Its flaws are well documented – absurd plot (Star Trek crew searches for God), subpar special effects, an overflow of slapstick – so let’s try to suss out at least one or two positives. Hmmm. Jerry Goldsmith’s music provides some much-needed energy, and Laurence Luckinbill gives a charismatic performance as the film’s central “villain.” The opening scene, where Luckinbill’s supposedly emotionless Vulcan character unexpectedly roars with laughter to the tune of the Star Trek fanfare, almost fools you into thinking you’re watching a good movie. Almost.

You Only Live Twice

The contrarian in me wants to be bold and claim that yes, this is the greatest of the Bonds. Beautifully photographed on location in Japan by legendary cinematographer Freddie Young, and sporting the most absurd plot of any Bond film, Twice is the sprawling epic of 007’s adventures. And for a film series whose villains have at least twice planned to kill everyone on the planet, that’s no small boast. The helicopter shot where Bond evades the rooftop thugs (to a driving rendition of John Barry’s haunting theme song) may just be the best scene in any Bond film. Just try to ignore the distractingly obvious back projection work during the car chases, which presumably looked terrible even in 1967.